Here are just a few things to remember when you come to the Oxbo:
All Federal and State laws apply - you know what they are.
Be responsible for your children. All children left unattended will be given espresso, a puppy, and a drum
and then returned to you.
The Oxbo exists in real nature. Nature is not always nice - pay attention. Wear shoes. Don't walk off the
edge of the earth. Contrary to some beliefs - you cannot fly.
Our highest goal is that you come here and have a great time. We will do everything in our power to make that possible. It always helps if you play along.
All Federal and State laws apply - you know what they are.
Be responsible for your children. All children left unattended will be given espresso, a puppy, and a drum
and then returned to you.
The Oxbo exists in real nature. Nature is not always nice - pay attention. Wear shoes. Don't walk off the
edge of the earth. Contrary to some beliefs - you cannot fly.
Our highest goal is that you come here and have a great time. We will do everything in our power to make that possible. It always helps if you play along.